The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've bokep long been porn haunted by the memory of a stay in bokeh Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all bokep night by a woman in a memek memek nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek porn declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men bokeh dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot bokeh the greater porn the chance the orgasm is crot being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure bokep passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And memek when bokep a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner bokeh and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my porn Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to crot faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel memek happy, bokep while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the crot University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', porn and bokeh bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the porn greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, %anchor_text% but can crot you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason memek to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman porn from Sunderland porn said porn in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As porn far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you porn should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely bokep reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were porn fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the bokeh need to advertise. But if you're crot not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the porn quietest.


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