The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all bokeh night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly porn that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokep 'miaulement' (the delectable crot French word for bokeh caterwauling) to porn porn the receptionist the memek next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what bokep most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked. In bokep other words, memek you can't memek measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's memek sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine crot intimacy. And crot when porn a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to memek gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

porn In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokeh porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This memek crot was the conclusion crot of another study by two researchers crot from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', memek crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study porn confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like porn saying: crot porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation bokeh of our nearest primate cousins - was bokeh to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I memek can understand crot the need to advertise. But bokeh if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be porn the quietest.


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