The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long memek been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly memek that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) bokep to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared porn the woman an 'actrice', memek or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread bokep - the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, bokeh the greater porn the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The crot Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, %anchor_text% so bokep they could make their partner crot feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', memek and porn that women were prone to what they crot described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the bokeh chance the orgasm is being bokep faked (Stock Image

memek It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' bokep move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other memek reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud bokeh always equals better.

As a woman from bokeh Sunderland crot said in crot 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should bokeh be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

bokep In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert crot nearby males that they bokep were fertile porn and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I porn can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men porn should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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