The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an crot 'actrice', porn or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the porn greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid porn super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the memek conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex porn education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you bokep should memek be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan porn and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely crot reason women were noisy during porn sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins crot - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're crot a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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