The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in memek a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn 'miaulement' (the delectable French word crot for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or crot memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure bokep passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek crot like the crot rabid super-vixen in memek my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about crot manners and memek 'manipulation', crot and bokeh porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokep saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As crot a woman from Sunderland memek said in crot 2014 after neighbours complained that porn her sexual yowling drowned out bokeh their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a bokep certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then crot men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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